pulsative:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

get to know me meme: [1/5] tv shows → friends
Welcome to the real world, it sucks. You’re gonna love it.

jilliansdragomir:

The Queen, the Guardian, the Alchemist and the Princess.

katkinkat:

i  swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???

  • me after 15 seconds of studying: i just cant do this anymore

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

#me 

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

#me 
  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry
#me 

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

Well, I’m active, mobile, with changeable mood. I’m very stubborn, always know what I want and how to get it.

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

#me